These things shouldn't have anything in common

Ah Golf, the only sport that is a sport, and a cure for insomnia. Who would have thought that one of the more enjoyable things in life would be remotely similar to it? Sex and golf, one enjoyable, the other insanely boring, and yet here are three ways these two activities are shockingly similar.

One: Skill is not a requirement for enjoyment

Sex, no matter how bad you may be at it, unless one of you spontaneously combusts in the middle of it, there is no such thing as unenjoyable sex. And if you are bad at sex the only way to get better is to keep practicing, so being bad at it is just an excuse to keep doing it. And if you are a Golf player, you're going to have fun no matter how low your score is. (IF you actually like Golf that is)

Two: If you don't have your own place to practice you have to be quiet

Golf is known for two things, being really boring to watch, and also being the quietest sport on the planet. (unless there's a league of library sports I don't know about) And anyone who's been in a relationship where neither person has their own place knows that there are two options, either have no sex, or just very quiet sex. Though both of these follow the rule that volume doesn't matter when no one else is around.

Three: Get the hole in one

A hole in one is a great thing to have in golf, it leads to a lower score, which may lead to winning. And failure to do so can be embarrassing, just like in sex. So guys, perfect your aim and avoid any future embarrassment and/or humiliation in either of those endeavors.