Tramp Stamps

Okay so, me and my friend Adriana were talking today(okay, ages ago now, this post was sitting in the draft section for way too long). About trashy tramp stamps.
Now I'm aware tramp stamps are trashy anyway, but we came up with some ideas that redefine trashy. These would be the ultimate in trashy tramp stamps.

Here they are in only the order we mentioned them/I thought of them again

1. Your own name

I've actually seen a picture where someone did this. But really, if you feel the need to get this tattoo then you must have every guy in your city doing you from behind. And you must be tired of them not able to remember your name while they're "busy"
If you want to make this idea even trashier, get your name tattooed upside down across your upper back. Because you may as well blow any guy who isn't already doing you from behind. And you must really hate guys not remembering who you are.

2. American flag OR Confederate flag

Honestly, everything wrong with either of these ideas is so similar I may as well combine them. What do you think is so great or patriotic (or southern/rebel/whatever quality makes someone want a confederate flag) that you need to label yourself with the flag? And why label your ass with that flag? Did it blow up a terrorist, or a liberal?

3. Those slash thingys

Remember those dashes/slashes/whatever they're called, that get used for marking how many people say what? And then there's the one that goes over four of them. Yeah, get a slash for every guy you've slept with. To ramp up the trash factor, get this and all later additions done by the sketchy fucker down the street with a homemade tattoo gun. Show everyone how much of a slut you really are.

4. "Ride to Live"/"Live to Ride"

As a tramp stamp, the words say all. You live to fuck, and will probably fuck anything with a penis. Your tattoo screams that for you, thanks for sparing lonely douchebags the effort of finding a slut for the night.

5. Anyone's name

Does this person own your ass? Did you lose a bet? I just don't understand why you'd get a name there, out of all the other places on your body! This person could have been given a boob, or your arm, or your leg. Why your ass?

6. Anything to do with love

If you want a love themed tattoo there are better places to put one, like near your heart for example. Or even higher up on your back. But you chose just above the ass? Is your ass the best most lovable part of you? I just don't understand this choice, maybe you just don't take love seriously at all, and feel it ranks just above what you shit with.